Harold Woods LOI For President
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DISCLAIMER: This is a serious LOI but if you cannot see the banter in this then don't read!!!!!!
Name? Harold Woods
Age? 45
DOB: 22/03/1971
Do you speak fluent English? Yes
**Insert American Inspirational Music**
Why do you want to become president? I am going to make this short and sweet, no bullshit (Donald Trump Style). First off I would just like to say that this is going to have no Horse shit like 'Oh My Dad Was In The War, Please Please Give Me Sympathy, Insert Cry Face'. I simply am the best candidate here for many reasons. 1. I say it how it is (Trump) 2. I used to be a working-class man, This means I understand all of the real world issues like tax money, fuel prices, and free medical services. I ultimately want to be president to fix the shit that barrack Obama left behind as well as what he created. 3. I am not fake or 'two-faced' they say cough** Kylos** or a sympathy/scam artist cough** Zak**. I get shit done and I will listen to the people of the county and take their feedback using it to make the best Lakeside there has ever been. So vote for me instead of Zak AKA Hillery Hitler and Kylos AKA small child (savage #banter) so we can make the country great again
**Turn Off American Inspirational Music**
#MakeLakesideGreatAgain
What can you do for New Eden? I can bring an honest, hardworking, trustworthy guy who can do a lot of work with the 2 billion $$$$$$ that my dad Gino gave me. I can bring a great listener and legalize Weed/Sweet Mary Jane/Ganja/Da Herb/Wacky Backy making the world more chill and peaceful. #420BlAzE #FaZeUp
Why should you get elected? I should get elected due to my honest work and because i have a shit ton of money in the bank
Name? Harold Woods
Age? 45
DOB: 22/03/1971
Do you speak fluent English? Yes
**Insert American Inspirational Music**
Why do you want to become president? I am going to make this short and sweet, no bullshit (Donald Trump Style). First off I would just like to say that this is going to have no Horse shit like 'Oh My Dad Was In The War, Please Please Give Me Sympathy, Insert Cry Face'. I simply am the best candidate here for many reasons. 1. I say it how it is (Trump) 2. I used to be a working-class man, This means I understand all of the real world issues like tax money, fuel prices, and free medical services. I ultimately want to be president to fix the shit that barrack Obama left behind as well as what he created. 3. I am not fake or 'two-faced' they say cough** Kylos** or a sympathy/scam artist cough** Zak**. I get shit done and I will listen to the people of the county and take their feedback using it to make the best Lakeside there has ever been. So vote for me instead of Zak AKA Hillery Hitler and Kylos AKA small child (savage #banter) so we can make the country great again
**Turn Off American Inspirational Music**
#MakeLakesideGreatAgain
What can you do for New Eden? I can bring an honest, hardworking, trustworthy guy who can do a lot of work with the 2 billion $$$$$$ that my dad Gino gave me. I can bring a great listener and legalize Weed/Sweet Mary Jane/Ganja/Da Herb/Wacky Backy making the world more chill and peaceful. #420BlAzE #FaZeUp
Why should you get elected? I should get elected due to my honest work and because i have a shit ton of money in the bank
